Priti Patel, or Miss Blobby given her penchant for pink, objects to people who ‘mingle’. Her advice to the public is to ‘snitch’ on those who flout the numerous and confusing rules regarding who can ‘mingle’ and where this ‘mingling’ can be done safely.
Signalling a tough crackdown, Home Secretary Priti Patel warned last night that ministers ‘will not allow those who break the rules to reverse the hard-won progress made by the law-abiding majority’.
How and why this mentality arises is baffling. There is no doubt that Patel is a clever lady, having pursued “postgraduate studies in British government and politics” at the ‘plate glass’ University of Essex. Which may explain the poor taste in attire.
Her exhortations to citizens to become nothing less than government informants are quite worrying given that she is the Home Secretary of the Banana Monarchy of Britannia. They are reminiscent of this quote from the Irish Times about Nazi Germany:
It’s been estimated that only 15 per cent of Gestapo cases started because of surveillance operations. A far greater number began following a tip-off from a member of the public. Every allegation, no matter how trivial, was investigated with meticulous and time-consuming thoroughness. It’s been estimated that about 40 per cent of these denunciations were personally motivated. A Berlin stoker reported a prostitute who gave him venereal disease. She was placed in a concentration camp.
Do not approach this woman. She is smug, deranged and extremely dangerous. Report your sighting to the police and then run away.